If Christian Denominations Were Christmas Songs

The title is mostly self-explanatory. =)    In the spirit of the season, I'm having a little fun with our favorite carols.  Please do not be offended if your denomination was not included, as there are limits to my creativity, even when it comes to poking fun at the institution I lovingly serve.

And in case it needs to be said...this entry definitely falls into the "tongue-in-cheek" category.

Baptist: "The Friendly Beasts."  I don't think I've ever been to a Baptist church of any stripe (American, Southern, etc) without getting mobbed by extraordinarily well-meaning churchgoers who want to know EVERYTHING about me.  Over a casserole.

Churches of Christ: "Little Drummer Boy."  Part of their split with the Disciples concerned instrumental music in worship--they weren't so keen on it.  Hence, the drum!  I suppose bell-type carols could have worked too, but drums are probably a bigger flash point with congregations these days.

Episcopalian/Anglican: "We Wish You a Merry Christmas."  Lets be honest, this song is more about one's love for figgy pudding than it is about Christmas.  And the only thing more English than Anglicanism is figgy pudding (losing to Germany in soccer is pretty close, though).

Lutheran: "Adeste Fideles/O Come All Ye Faithful."  Why Martin Luther would like this carol: it's based on the theme of Heaven's triumph.  Why he wouldn't like this carol: It's originally in Latin.  Worth it?

Methodist: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing."  It's probably the best-known carol written by Charles Wesley, younger brother of the Methodist forefather John Wesley, and it's got four verses, like the four sides to a certain quadrilateral...

Presbyterian: "Santa Claus is Coming to Town."  Remember John Calvin and his notion of predestination?  Well..."He's making a list, and checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice."  Except if Calvin were Santa Claus, we'd all end up on the "naughty" list.

Quaker: "Silent Night."  If you've ever been to an unprogrammed Quaker service, silence is the ticket unless someone feels moved to speak.  Which may not may not happen.  Unfortunately, I couldn't find any carols about oatmeal.

Roman Catholic: "Sleigh Ride."  This one is for the smells-and-bells crowd.  You hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too?  And the chestnuts going pop, pop, pop?  Done and done.

United Church of Christ: "I Wonder as I Wander."  Since the running gag is that "UCC" really stands for, "Unitarians Considering Christ," what better carol than one that begins with the question, "I wonder as I wander out under the sky how Jesus the Savior did come here to die?"

Disciples of Christ: "Jingle Bell Rock."  Because we rock.  Duh.

Any suggestions to add?  Any changes you'd make to my selections?

Yours in Christ,

Eric