HUMANITY: Yeah, we're pretty sure. Because each of us knows better than the other, and deep down, we actually think we know better than you, big guy.
GOD: Please? Wait, I don't even know why I'm begging you, you're the ones who should be pleading with me.
HUMANITY: We can plead with you for stuff? Sweet, we'd each like a pony, a winning lottery ticket, and enough FunYuns to make ourselves sick.
GOD: Try asking me for something a bit more weightier. How about ending violence, or hunger, or homelessness? Any of those strike your fancy?
HUMANITY: Not as much as a pony.
GOD: All of you suck.
HUMANITY: So you're not going to give us each a pony?
GOD: No, you idiots.
HUMANITY: Well, we're going to pretend you're going to give us that pony after we die, and kill anyone who disagrees with us about that.